Always Bring a Designated Driver

Always Bring a Designated Driver

09/29/2013 06:59am

Tip your waitress. You’ve been a great crowd.

Characters: Ada Brian Sierra
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Panel 1 Ada, Sierra and Brian are sitting around a table in a bar. Cocktails are in front of Sierra and Brian. Ada has water BRIAN:I DON'T WANT TO BE A WET BLANKET, BUT YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW THESE GUYS. THEY COULD BE DANGEROUS Panel 2 Close up of Ada, thoughtful ADA:I UNDERSTAND THAT, BUT I THINK THIS IS A GREAT OPPORTUNITY TO GET INTO THE BUSINESS Panel 3 Sierra is smiling, holding a cocktail SIERRA:PLUS, THEY TOTALLY RECOGNIZED YOU AS A BAD-ASS VILLAIN! AND THEY'RE GONNA PAY YOU! Panel 4 Full view of the table BRIAN: IT IS PRETTY AWESOME. I'M NOT TRYING TO STOP YOU, I JUST DON'T WANT YOU GETTING HURT. ADA: MAYBE YOU COULD COME WITH ME AND BE MY GETAWAY DRIVER. Panel 5 Same as 4. Sierra is reaching towards Brian's drink BRIAN: HECK YEAH! SIERRA: I'M COMING TOO! AND IF YOU'RE DRIVING THAT MEANS I GET YOUR DRINK Panel 6 Sierra has downed Brian's drink already. She's smiling widely SIERRA:HOW MUCH ARE THEY PAYING YOU ANYWAY? ADA:UMM...I NEVER GOT A CHANCE TO ASK SIERRA:OH ADA, I THINK YOU NEED A GETAWAY DRIVER AND AN AGENT